Crutches
Performed by King Bubba

CROPOVER COME I READY TO DUN DE FESTIVAL
TO TEK OFF MI SHIRT AND WINE LIKE AH HURT AND BEHAVE RADICAL
BUT SOMETHING UNFORTUNATE HAPPEN TO THE ANIMAL
I STEP IN A POTHOLE WINEING PON A PRETTY GAL

AH FALLEN AND CANT GET UP
AH FALLEN AND CANT GET UP
UH OH YA NEED A CRUTCH
UH OH YA NEED A CRUTCH
MA FOOT HURTING ME SO MUCH
MA FOOT HURTING ME SO MUCH
UH OH YA NEED A CRUTCH
UH OH YA NEED A CRUTCH
CAREFUL I GOT TENDER TOUCH
IT CANT EVEN TAKE A BRUSH
MY FOOT HURTING BAD ENOUGH COULD SOMEONE HELP ME
YA NEED AH CRUTCH !

I GET BACK UP AND WUKKUP AND PRETEND I IN CHECK
ALTHOUGH I KNOW THAT SOME PART OF MY FOOT LIKE IT BRECK .
ITS THEN I SEE A SEXY FEMALE PARAMEDIC
BUT WHEN I SAY WHAT I NEED SHE BAWL OUT DISRESPECT !

AH FALLEN AND CANT GET UP
AH FALLEN AND CANT GET UP
UH OH YA NEED A CRUTCH
UH OH YA NEED A CRUTCH
MA FOOT HURTING ME SO MUCH
MA FOOT HURTING ME SO MUCH
UH OH YA NEED A CRUTCH
UH OH YA NEED A CRUTCH
CAREFUL I GOT TENDER TOUCH
IT CANT EVEN TAKE A BRUSH
MY FOOT HURTING BAD ENOUGH COULD SOMEONE HELP ME
YA NEED AH CRUTCH !

I FIND A LOVELY HOT GAL TO PROP UP AND GUH LONG
UNTILL SHE HEAR SHE TUNE AND WANNN WUKKUP AND GO DOWN
I SHUDDA SAY SORRY AND JUSS PACK UP AND GO LONG.
BUT INSTEAD I WUKKUP AND WE COLLAPSE AND DROP DOWN !

AH FALLEN AND CANT GET UP
AH FALLEN AND CANT GET UP
UH OH YA NEED A CRUTCH
UH OH YA NEED A CRUTCH
MA FOOT HURTING ME SO MUCH
MA FOOT HURTING ME SO MUCH
UH OH YA NEED A CRUTCH
UH OH YA NEED A CRUTCH
CAREFUL I GOT TENDER TOUCH
IT CANT EVEN TAKE A BRUSH
MY FOOT HURTING BAD ENOUGH COULD SOMEONE HELP ME
YA NEED AH CRUTCH !